Preanswered Hate Mail

[SapphireCobra]

Ok, I know that some people are gonna PM me or email me with all kinds of angry crap. That's just something that us Witches, Wiccans, Pagans, etc. have to endure. But here I will provide the answers for the most likely junk that I will get.


To right-wing Christians who think we worship the devil - Get a life. We don't worship the devil or any form of evilness. Go find someone else to bother with your insecurity about your own faith.

To the actual dark witches who do worship the devil and say "Ha! I will curse you!" and yada yada - Ever heard of a lil something called karma? Even if you do hurt me, it will come back to you times 3. Plus I have a few counterspells up my sleeve, so don't even try me.

To people who just plain wanna start something with me - *points and laughs at you* HA HA HA HA! Man, you're an idiot.

To people who feel like spamming me - You are destined to a life of Wal-Martitis.

To people who are suck ups (i.e. OMG! I LUUUUUV BEING A WITCH/WICCAN/PAGAN! AND I LUUUUUUV U! etc. etc.) - I throw up in your general direction.

To people who can help me save 15% or more on car insurance - Not interested. Go away.

If you still wanna send me bad mail after that - Fine. I will simply post it here for everyone to see along with little comments of my own.

[Sailor Ember Phantom]

*laughs*

Wal-Martitus..lol thats funny..and the car insurance thing..*laughing really hard*

'Pre-answered hate mail'..good idea! ^_~

[SapphireCobra]

;D
I just felt like posting this so I wouldn't have to deal with so much hate mail when this place becomes more popular....lol.
But I will have some fun with the hate mail that does come. *plots*